Introducing Wanking Simulator: Coming Soon (no pun intended)

2020 is upon us which means another year of gaming delights is underway. TBG is here to keep you updated on some of the new and exciting titles on the horizon, today we are taking a look at a game that could be described as every Wii game ever made, Wanking Simulator! Let’s take a closer look.


What is Wanking Simulator?

Wanking Simulator is an uncompromising simulator full of absurd humour, which is distinguished by a unique gameplay model. The gameplay in this 3D simulator will be very diverse. In addition to the possibilities of spreading “masturbation chaos”, there will also be:

  • Hand-to-hand fighting.
  • Shooting.
  • Using objects (e.g. alcohol, grenades, stones and cigarettes).
  • Driving a car (racing and delivery).
  • Flying a balloon.
  • Special spells to create panic and chaos.

Wanking Simulator 03 (press material)

Wanking Simulator will offer an extended story mode to the players, the main character is Winston Gay, whose disruptive behaviour turned out to be too loud. His noisy activities led to the intervention of his neighbours, and corrupt authorities deprived him of home. So Winston has no option but to take revenge on the inhabitants of Gay Bay.

Wanking simulator is being created by an independent Polish developer, MrCiastku and being published by Ultimate Games S.A.

Wanking Simulator 02 (press material)


What’s on offer?

  • Unique gameplay model.
  • Crazy and unpredictable story.
  • Absurd humour.
  • Diverse locations.
  • Lack of political correctness.
  • Cars and balloons.
  • Elaborated challenge system.
  • Arena mode (fight against hordes of enemies)
  • Special spells to create chaos.
  • Even more options in the sandbox mode.

Wanking Simulator 07 (press material)


A word from the Publisher

The game created by MrCiastku is based on absurd and politically incorrect assumptions. This surreal and humorous simulator, which can be associated with the animated series South Park, will offer additional game modes, different locations and new forms of activity on the day of release” – says Ultimate Games S.A. CEO, Mateusz Zawadzki.

As Ultimate Games S.A. emphasises, Wanking Simulator is a title focused on humorous elements. The only sexual act will be masturbation of the main character, while the game will not show any genital organs or body fluids.

Wanking Simulator 01 (press material)


When can you play Wanking Simulator?

Wanking Simulator will debut on PC in the first quarter of 2020. It was also prearranged to release the game on consoles. A Demo is available now on Steam!


So there it is, something to add a much-needed dose of humour to the world. Let us know what you think of Wanking Simulator on social media or in the comments below and make sure to stay tuned to TBG for more gaming news, reviews and previews. Thanks for reading.


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